Monday, December 8, 2008

99% of People are Not Doctors

So what drives me crazy is when I have a headache and someone tells me to push on my hand or take 15 deep breaths in a row. I cough and oh god! "You drink some green tea!" Sniffly? "Rub some fly poo on a q-tip and rub it on the inside of your left nostril." Everyone is a walking webmd and ready to hand out expert medical advice at a moment's notice. Here's some advice for you psuedo-doctors: Shut up before I punch you in the face and recommend you take 356mg of advil for the pain.

1 comment:

rho said...

heehee
you know a little xanax would make you feel better about the webmds.